If you’ve ever wanted to be a harmless serial killer and wreak dastardly havoc at breakfast time, here’s your chance. Arm yourself with your favourite stainless steel weapon of choice and take on those unsuspecting corn flakes. Mornings really aren’t the most exciting time of the day, and breakfasts can get a little boring when following the bog standard daily routine. Why not spice up the daily grind with a bit of thrill and suspense? Instead of grabbing a plain old, beaten spoon from cutlery drawer to thrust mechanically into that cold bowl of Weetabix, pull out THIS gleaming beauty. I’m not saying that we’re closing those doors and they won’t be open again. It’s just at the moment it’s not financially viable for us to remain open…Maybe [in] one year, two years, three years we’ll see Cereal Killer open again.” Coronavirus has been pretty tough on the hospitality industry and unfortunately Cereal Killer Café’s going to be one of the casualties.”

Mr Keery suggested that he and his brother might reopen their cafés in the coming years, once the economy has begun to recover.

Locals priced out