Doc Johnson The Legendary John Holmes Realistic Cock with Suction Base, 12 Inch, Flesh White

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This Warranty does not apply to: (a) consumable parts, such as batteries, lotions and lubricants; (b) cosmetic damage or deterioration, including but not limited to discoloration and broken plastic on ports; (c) loss of or damage to removable parts; (d) damage caused by use with another product; (e) damage caused by accident, abuse, misuse, liquid contact, fire, earthquake, or other external cause; (f) damage caused by use of the Doc Johnson Product outside Doc Johnson’s published guidelines; (g) damage caused by service performed by anyone who is not a representative of Doc Johnson; (h) a Doc Johnson Product that has been modified to alter functionality or capability; (i) defects caused by normal wear and tear or otherwise due to the normal aging of the Doc Johnson Product.You can use the dildo with the included Vac-U-Lock suction cup making it possible to attach it to a smooth surface for hands-free use. Now you can enjoy the pleasure of being filled with John's thick cock and/or you can enjoy the pleasure of thrusting John's thick cock into your partner. The beautiful pink head and painted and sculpted veins plus the hefty balls make it look very life-like and exquisite. The warranty gives specific legal rights, and you may have other legal rights which vary from state to state or country to country.

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the opportunity to resolve your problem or dispute by sending a written description of your problem or dispute to Doc Johnson Enterprises, Attn: Warranty Dept. Due to local, state, and regional laws, we do NOT ship certain Novelties to the locations listed below. During his time, he was considered to have the largest, thickest and hardest member in the entire adult industry. Doc Johnson is not responsible for damage arising from failure to follow instructions relating to the Doc Johnson Product’s use. I feel very lucky to have tried the John Holmes UR3 dildo and let me share with you the gist of the experience.

We recommend using your John Holmes dildo with a good quality water-based lube, for an even better and lifelike experience.