Speaking of different ways, I’ve used the Tentacle Grinder both with and without the included straps, which can secure it tightly to a chair or a pillow. More on that next: The STRAPS: How to Use In reality, that might indeed be a gift from your grandmother -- but the recipient is your mom. For that piece of leather and suede, friends, is marketed under the name of the Stay Close Blowjob Aid. How does it work? Why, the exact way that lizard part of your brain that is always the first to recognize terror is starting to suspect. Basically, someone saw that scene in The Big Lebowski where Jesus cleans his bowling ball, and thought: "Hey, wouldn't it make a great sex toy if we replaced that bowling ball with someone's face?" Literal stature: it’s taller and longer than many grinders; a big plate of silicone. Just over 2″ max. height, 7 inches length, by about 4 inches tentacle width (or, 5 inches width including the slotted base). Humanity took thousands and thousands of years to develop the concepts of morality and chastity, just so we could better ignore them whenever it suits us. Few things demonstrate this better than the multitude of creepy-ass sex toys we have brought into existence. Syx is great in any firmness silicone, it is just a matter of personal preference. We like Classic the most.

Usually, textured sex toys are fun for me, but require motion, jerking, time as I build toward an orgasm. For example, I previously enjoyed Strange Bedfellas’ Tentacle vibrator sleeve (over the We-Vibe Tango & other bullet vibes), though with it I was doing the jerking. I was, essentially, thrusting it parallel to my vulva to get the stimulation I needed to orgasm. We offer the ability to upgrade your grinder with a silky smooth finish. To achieve this silky smooth finish, we use an additive derived from Durian tree nuts, ultimately resulting in a more luxuriously smooth feel that glides rather than grips like other silicones.Surprise Me Premium - Leave the decision to us and we'll get creative with two or more colours. We love this choice as it allows us to get experimental with all of our colours, often resulting in our best pours. Put them on your mantelpiece and never run out of things to discuss with visitors (because no one is going to willingly visit you ever again)! Well, grindsters, we all know the trusty pillow, the corner of the table, the hairbrush, or whatever inanimate object that is getting our affection, works. That being said, enhancing our grinding techniques with toys and switching it up is good for us! It means we can move out of the bedroom and include our partners in how we get off; it means we can do it in the bath, and that we might have even bigger, stronger orgasms as a result. That said, I will add a vibrator into the mix after some play with the the Tentacle Grinder. If you’re someone who already owns a strong vibrator—especially a powerful wand—its waves of vibration will carry through the grinder’s silicone. I’ve put my Sultry wand both on the clit-side of the Tentacle Grinder, and even underneath the grinder’s bottom ( as pictured here), and enjoyed the extra stimulation. Fade - Two colours combined that are gradually blended together. Colour 1 will be the tip of your toy and Colour 2 will be the shaft and base.

Everyone! You don’t just have to have a vulva to enjoy our grinders. A grinder sex toy can be rolled up and used to stimulate a penis and they also aren’t just for solo-play. Incorporate grinders into your foreplay and enjoy incredible shared pleasure. How to use Sex Toy Grinders? You see, 2-bumped grind pads usually stimulate my butthole and my clit, not my vaginal mouth and my clit as they’re designed to do. Which is cool too, but… my vagina feels left out. Flatter grinder = problem averted! So go ahead, give into your wild side and try out Syx, Android Grinder, our first grinder sex toy at Kreature Toys. You won't be disappointed! Whether you're flying solo or getting down and dirty with a partner, this grinder is sure to bring endless hours of blissful pleasure. Uncover Creations also added a vibrator slot option to this Grinder after mine shipped out—so that’s an option too, if you want it both ways (pure texture & vibrating texture!). The grinders are all in 00-40 silicone (“Super Soft”), whereas Uncover’s dildos give you 3 firmness options. The grinders do include a “Silky Smooth Upgrade” add-on, which uses durian nut oil that reportedly offers more glide. I went with the normal finish, since this is an uber-textured toy anyway; it’s not about thrusting (where glide would be more beneficial).

Because I’m putting my weight on the Tentacle Grinder, I’m immediately getting more pressure there. My wrist is temporarily out of a job. 😊 Introducing the newest addition to the Kreature Toys family, Syx, Android Grinder! With its smooth curves and sleek design, this Grinder sex toy is sure to be your new go-to for a fulfilling night of pleasure. The asshole to me feels a bit like the space between the cis-female clit & urethra, which is powerful for me, Unleash your inner geek and spice up your bedroom time with Kreature Toys' fantastical Android Grinder, Syx! This sexy, fantasy-themed grinder sex toy is guaranteed to take you (and your partners') on a wild, Sci-Fi adventure. No other grinder can match the excitement and pleasure of Syx. Whereas most sex toys are designed for penetration, the Tentacle Grinder has been created to specifically offer external stimulation. With its intertwining tentacles, amazing ribbed textures and soft suction cups, the Tentacle Grinder will caress and stimulate, giving you waves of pleasure.

Staying true to their botanical aesthetic, the Faux Phallus Dahlia is based on the flower of the same name. Harnessing the power of petals and repetition, silicone flaps spiral out in increasingly larger sizes to create a textured surface that is ideal for grinding, whilst a flat base resembling leaves provides a sort of handle to aid grip. Fairly small and simple, especially compared to Darque Path’s silicone creations, the Dahlia then features a width of 9.5cm / 3.7″ and a height of 3.5cm / 1.4″. As with those toys, however, Faux Phallus also offers their grinder as both a custom design and an occasional pre-made offering. My version of it uses a density of soft 00-50, alongside a blue, purple and gold colour scheme. Gina Carano Claims That Disney Exec Kathleen Kennedy Will Go After Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s Families for ‘South Park: Joining the Panderverse’Vibrating Grinders: Ready to take your grinding experience to the next level? Equipped with a handy bullet sleeve, simply insert a bullet vibrator to add powerful vibrations that will leave you trembling with delight. UC Trademark - This is a product-specific colour. The main image of the product is the UC Trademark colour. Everyone discovers masturbation in their own way, but a common early experience is humping a pillow or a sofa. Then, as we grow older and move into a world of sex, phallic sex toys and pornography, grinding often gets forgotten. We want to help people re-embrace the lost pleasure of humping and grinding so we developed our own range of sex toy grinders. Who are grinders for? Grind it up and heat things up with this sexy grinder! It's designed with soft flowing curves and an android-inspired vulva-like shape for maximum pleasure, included are two 3-feet-long purple nylon straps so you can secure it on a pillow or your partner's leg for a night of grinding bliss. Syx is about 7" by 4.5". Get ready for your wildest dreams to come true. Add your Syx, Android Grinder to your Kreature Toys collection today. Credit to Frost for the design. And I found my vag (where my inner labia puff out around it) was positioned on top of the Tentacle Grinder’s highest rise. OMG. Humping my pillow has never felt this cool before—nowhere near as stimulating as the Uncover Tentacle Grinder’s dozens of different ripples.